why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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