clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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