I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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