My sheets look like a crime scene.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
