i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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