Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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