these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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