This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize