I'm really into asian looking animals
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have fence marks all over my body
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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