it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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