i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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