Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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