My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
