People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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