these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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