And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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