Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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