Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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