If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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