belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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