we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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