If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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