I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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