Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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