Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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