everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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