question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
