i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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