in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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