i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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