does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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