I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she smelled like a LAN party
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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