Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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