When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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