i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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