addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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