"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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