I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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