i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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