Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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