lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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