Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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