First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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