just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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