Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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