pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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