...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
pray to the hookup gods
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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