My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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