My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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