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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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• (650): View more from California

  Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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  He just wants an even tan

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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• (209): View more from California

  His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex. 

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sooooo, no second date?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!

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