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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever

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• (530): View more from California

  the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.

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• (951): View more from California

  Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night

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• (607): View more from New York

  oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.

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