your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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