I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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