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Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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