At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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